Why don't I play fantasy football?

I always get asked: Why don't you play fantasy football? Jom la join. Best wei kite lawan pastu tengok sape menang.

To this kind of question, my response will always be somewhat like these:

- I'm too lazy to keep up with how other teams and their players are doing.

- Malas la.

- Tak payah la confirm aku kalah punya.

While all of the reasons I've stated above are not entirely untrue, the main reason why I have never joined fantasy football is because my fantasy team would look somewhat like this:

-Reina-

Johnson - Carragher - Kyrgiakos - A.Cole

Kuyt - Meireles - Lucas - Nasri

-Gerrard-

- Torres -

Yes, I'm biased to that level. :)